Who better to bring in the youth vote, the non-voter vote, the highly-literate-tattooed vote and the holy-shit-don't-kill-me vote?
There are at least
40 different reasons to vote for him, and he's got some nice political ideas.
From Buzzsaw Haircut:
Allow us to examine what Henry Rollins would be like as the president of the United States.
First, there would be his presidential campaign. "If I ran, I would do something really wacky," Rollins said during his Comedy Central Friday Night Stand up special. "I would only tell the truth, and have the coolest sound bytes CNN has ever recorded. Because they have those silly presidential debates. And all [the candidates] do is cut each other down, but it's really mild, like, `Well my worthy opponent makes a good point, but what he fails to realize is...' I would just get to the point. `You know what? You're a stupid bitch and I want you to shut the fuck up.' And people would be watching and go, `Fuck, that guy was rad!'"
Damn. I'd PAY to watch him call Cheney a stupid bitch on national TV.
Plus, how cool would it be to have the Chief of the Vice President's Staff be a guy named Jello?
Anyways, here are potential slogans for him to run on.