From
Change For America
For those of you who missed our President's third impressive foray into the dangerous world of impromptu unexpected off the cuff fancy talk press conferences, I've taken the liberty of summarizing his answers for you.
"Turkee Farmers Are Evil Mustard Havers"
"I think freedom is good stuff"
"Mustard Goes Well With Evil Libyan Turkee"
"I'm against Evil"
"Freedom is something I like"
"Why is Dick and I going to the commission together? Hey, look, what's that over there."
"Libya has a farm where they grow turkeez and mustard"
"If I made a mistake I would have heard about it."
"You reporters are askin me questions...thats way pressurized. Quit makin me do brain thinkin."
"Murder is bad and I don't like it and murder hates freedom and stuff."
"I like farmers on my libya with a side of mustard."
"People like freedom, and John Kerry hates it."
"I'm going to win stuff because I'm the bestest."
"Turkey Mustard Libya Freedom"
Can the Print media ignore this tomorrow? My friends thinks so. I'm somewhat of an optimist. I think this will knock him down another rung on the ladder...Kevin Drum wonders what America's reaction will be. Pandagon contributes some drunken commentary. Billmon's commenters have their own opinions. What do you say, America?