On tonight's Daily Show, Jon Stewart made fun of a Kerry joke about gas prices, which went something like this:
The way gas prices are going, George Bush and Dick Cheney are going to have to car-pool to work.
As Stewart pointed out, George Bush already lives where he works.
I'm sure that the Kossack community can help the Kerry campaign by coming up with some better jokes about this topic. Please submit your ideas, and I'll submit the best ones to the Kerry blog.