That's right, you heard it here second (I didn't beat Tom Tomorrow). Very Very Happy is back online! Finally, some serious humor.
Ever wonder what the right wing bloggers were ranting about without having the nerve to make yourself read their drivel? We now have our answer, folks. The Might Reason Man (http://www.veryveryhappy.blogspot.com/) put out a brilliant piece entitled:
Blogatrol: Booster Shot
~ In which we inoculate ourselves against dumbfuckery by observing the distilled essence of prominent Rightwing bloggers ~
Sorry for the lack of html prettiness. I'm a lover, not a blogger.
Exerpts (and nowhere near the best):
Tacitus:
"It is with great sorrow and trepidation that I write these words, but conscience forces honesty, even when it turns against one's own party. George Bush has turned what was a brilliant, courageous plan into a disaster. His utter incompetence, his arrogance, and his refusal to admit error have led this country into an impossible situation which will take decades to remedy. Beyond that, by bungling the war in Iraq, he has given Islamists hope, hope that they can defeat the United States after all. This will inevitably have horrendous consequences, both in the US and abroad, as terrorism spreads and Islamist governments cement their hold on power.
Unfortunately, the only alternative to Bush is Kerry, and I cannot in good conscience support him. After all, let us not forget that the man who I think might be John Kerry's Secretary of State has said some things which lead me to believe he might point our country in the wrong direction, and future generations would rightly condemn us for allowing such a thing to transpire.
I am, after all, a man of principle."
and
Steven DenBeste:
"(4,000 words which display a broad range of knowledge spanning a number of subjects, combined with smart analysis and interesting insights, leading up to-)
It is then impossible to escape the conclusion that we must invoke NATO's Article V and conduct a global war against France.
(Sound of thousands of readers interested by preceding technical discussion simultaneously going "Wait- what the fuck?")"