You know, I'm all excited about kickin Bush out of office and all, but I keep thinking "why oh
WHY does it have to be Kerry?"
This guy is a douchebag. Seriously. It pisses me off that I have to try to put a fresh coat of paint and spray some Febreeze on this turd to sell it to my unsuspecting friends and aquaintances, all in the interest of the higher purpose.
Please convince me otherwise, but first you'll have to explain away that Kerry
voted for the fucking Iraq war
voted for the fucking Patriot Act
voted for No Child Left Behind
voted for DOMA and is against gay marriage
supports the current crackdown on "indecency" in broadcast
I can barely tell him apart from Bush.
<mantra> lesser of two evils ... lesser of two evils ... lesser of two evils </mantra>