I once dreamt the lottery numbers, and whaddya know: I didn't get a single one right!
Now, almost 5 years later to the day, I dream the results of the 2004 Presidential Elections.
So, what does my misfiring subconcious predict?
I dreamt I was in a little convenience store, and picked up a National Enquirer. On the front cover was a photo montage, all in black and white.
Taking up about a quarter of the cover, in the bottom right, was Kerry, sitting on (for some reason) the steps of Capitol Hill, resting his head in his right hand. His fingers were scratching at his unkempt hair, and his shoes looked worn. There was no-one else around.
Takign up the rest of the cover was Bush, shot from below, in a statue of liberty pose, smirk in place. Only instead of a torch, he had a raised fist.
Headline;
Suprising Win for everyone's pal: George Bush! Inside: Nation breathes easy.
And here's the kicker:
"0.08% Louisiana tiebreaker swings election".
LOUISIANA??? I gotta lay of that cheese.
So anyway, this is good news. Going by my lottery predictions, I have a 100% complete failure rate so far. Extrapolating from that , I predict a Kerry landslide.
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