I've come into possession of three authentic HALLIBURTON jumpsuits, the kind you'd use to work on an oil rig, or plunder a nation's wealth, whatever. (I've got receipts).
I'd like to donate them to someone who'd put them to good political use--not, I repeat, NOT if you want to use 'em to sneak onto Halliburton property. Legal uses only. They're ripped on one leg but should be good as-is or easily sewn. Pirate eyepatches not included. I'm in Central California but will ship anywhere in the country for shipping charges.
Cheney's coming to my town today and it'd be the perfect thing--but alas, just got 'em and no time to set it up. Special consideration given to anyone who'll be at the RNC or similar venues. And who knows---I'm keeping the red one and may get another chance!