This may have already been posted, but just in case it hasn't..
It was widely reported that, at a campaign stop today, Bush told the crowd that "Kerry could debate himself" (because, y'know he's such a flip-flopper.)
Nevermind the fact that Bush can't decide whether he wants to get Osama (dead or alive!) Or doesn't really care all that much whether we ever find him or not.
Anyway - it reminded me of this gem from the Daily Show last year. I thought maybe a few people here could use a quick laugh too.
Bush vs. Bush:
http://www.comedycentral.com/mp/play.php?reposid=/multimedia/tds/stewart/jon_7131.html