In the spirit of Jeff Foxworthy's musings regarding rednecks I wonder what tips us all off to other people's political persuasions, particularly the wingnuts.
This is not to pay homage to Jeff Foxworthy considering his donation history. It's simply a way to inject some humor into our Sunday. I am living in a nation that has become increasingly difficult to understand but humor helps. Laughter is medicine and I know I need LOTS of it.
More below:
You might be a wingnut if...
You wave a flag and whoop, holler, scream and wave your flag every time you hear someone say:
"The benefits of helping somebody is beneficial."
Yes, he who must not be named said it. See previous rant.
You might be a wingnut if...
...you believe W is God's chosen leader for our country. Because some of us think otherwise.
You might be a wingnut if...
...you have a problem with past tense vs. past participle. Example: If you say, "I seen it," you might be a wingnut. Another favorite of mine is, "That's what I've did." My father has difficulty with the former.
You might be a wingnut if...
...you want creationism taught in public schools, prayer in public schools, want your church to receive government money for faith based initiatives but would have an aneurysm if someone suggested to you that if your church receives taxpayer dollars, then you should teach evolution in Sunday School.
You might be a wingnut if...
...your hairdo is so large, you have to turn sideways to get through the front door. (Oh, wait. That's a hair DON'T).
You might be a wingnut if...
...you have more guns than underwear.
You might be a wingnut if...
...you say, "Hate the sin, love the sinner," and then (during your next breath) you say, "I think all them there homosexuals dying of AIDS are just getting what they deserve."
You might be a wingnut if...
...you say, "Merka," rather than, "America."
You might be a wingnut if...
...you want to kill people to show that killing people is wrong.
You might be a wingnut if...
...your signed photo of Rush Limbaugh has crusty drool all over it.
You might be a wingnut if...
...you consider a blow job an impeachable offense but think lying to go to war is okay.
Tell me, how do YOU know who THEY are?
You might be a wingnut if...