Last Sunday, Tacoma Narrows posted a diary asking "What are your controversial opinions?" My
answer was I watch American Idol.
Turns out, that's not so much what Tacoma Narrows was looking for. The diary was for controversial political opinions.
Well, folks I've had a loooong week of torture and abuse and future directions (and that's only covers what happened at home), so I don't really give a rodent's patootie about your political opinions on a Friday night.
Nooooo. I want to know your controversial personal confessions.
Is that a torrid, bosom bursting "romance" novel under that brown paper bag book cover?
Do you leave the toilet seat up--on purpose?
Do you screen your phone calls to avoid talking to your mother?
Do you take that last cup of coffee and put the empty carafe back on the coffeemaker to turn into baked on sludge for someone else to clean up?
Do you put the empty milk carton back in the refrigerator?
Do you secretly think that Ahrnohld is hot?
THAT's the stuff I want to know. Unnatural acts you perform with items from your vegetable tray in the refrigerator--uh, not so much.
C'mon Kossacks--Fess up!