If you think that Bush's face is proof solid of evolution or intelligent design...you might be a Bush-hatin' patriotic American.
If you've ever placed your head in your hands and said, "Oy vey!" as Bush is speaking, and you're not even Jewish...you might be a Bush-hatin' patriotic American.
If you think that the president and vice president moonlight as cartoon characters on MTV...you might be a Bush-hatin' patriotic American.
If you've ever considered saying "Fuck it!" and moving to a deserted island until at least January 2009, ...you might be a Bush-hatin' patriotic American.
If you've ever played "The Drinking Game" during a Bush speech or presidential debate ...you might be a Bush-hatin' patriotic American.
If you've ever wondered how low Bush will stoop for oil...you might be a Bush-hatin' patriotic American.
If you've ever wished the Bush twins would be drafted and sent to Iraq...you might be a Bush-hatin' patriotic American.
If you've ever wished there was a statue of Bush you could pull down and beat the hell out of with your shoes...you might be a Bush-hatin' patriotic American.
You've ever wished that a general would lead a coup and overthrow the Bush banana republic by force...you might be a Bush-hatin' patriotic American.
If you've ever felt compelled to apologize to the rest of the world for Bush and let people know that you didn't vote for him...you might be a Bush-hatin' patriotic American.