From the Late Show with David Letterman, mid/late-2006...
(feel free to add your own additions to the list).
- "My name is not Karl. It is now Mustafa Abdul Mohammed."
- "I'm tired of playing the Abu Ghraib pyramid game!!"
- "You look like John McCain's illegitimate black child."
- "Did Mark Hanna ever build a shiv? I don't think so."
- "Maybe the New York Times will now compare me to Martin Luther King or Rosa Parks."
...more below the fold...
- "That's not the way we did things in the College Republicans."
- "I think of it as a bucket of piss to drown rats in. That's all. Anybody doesn't like it...you can kiss my ass."
- "La Nuestra Familia...es mi familia."
- "You see that ink? That's what a turdblossom looks like, homes."
- "Scooter, pass me the soap."