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voiceover] Where are you? You're in some motel room. You just - you just wake up and you're in - in a motel room. There's the key. It feels like maybe it's just the first time you've been there, but perhaps you've been there for a week, three months. It's - it's kind of hard to say. I don't - I don't know. It's just an anonymous room.
Washington D.C. (APE) - A befuddled Bush greeted the press conference today not with a "Hello" but with a stammer and pause. After about a minute of murmuring to himself. President Bush showed off a Polaroid and blurted (reading from the picture) "Harriet--Convince them she's a conservative."
The President seemed disinterested and the press conference could have stopped there. Until a reporter stood up from the crowd and asked the President if he would like to continue. Peering quizzically the President then pulled out a poster. The poster was full of polaroids and an interconnective web of markings connecting them. The President then repeated "Harriett--Convince them she's a conservative." Then as if a light switch turned on the President continued by pointing all over the poster. "You see 9-11 changed everything, Saddam H tried to kill my Dad, Katrina, The War on Terror, No litmus test, Harriett Miers."
The President then placed the polaroid in his mouth as he took off his jacket, shirt and tie. All over his body were tattoos of what he just said. And he repeated. "Gotta find Saddam H. 9-11 changed everything. Harriett is a good soul. PNAC is the key. War on terror." Then was escorted away.