I'm just amazed. I posted a diary at five in the morning, hoping against hope that a few people would even read it, let alone comment. In the end, I was too lazy to even write a conclusion. I know, I'm just a lazy bastard. Well I'm sorry, okay! I can't help it, I was tired! And bored!!!!
So I left it to whatever readers would be around; to finish my response about the responses to Obama's response to the Kossacks' responses to the incredibly creepy looking Judge Roberts. Damn. In either limerick or haiku form, no less.
Much to my delight I had some wonderful responses, and since i did indeed pose it as a contest, it's time to announce the winner. The best limerick shall recieve a hand drawn picture of George W. Bush having sex with the farm animal of their choice. It was a tough decision, everyone who sent in a Limerick deserves, at the very least, a Nobel Prize. Seriously, people, seriously.
Unfortunatly there can only be one winner, unless there's a tie, but that only happens to communists. The winner, especially by virtue of giving two of the very best Obama related Limericks ever written, and one surprisingly touching haiku, is the gentleman, teacher, poet and socialist ranter, Myrrander.
Congratulations, you've one something that could, in theory, have you arrested for even owning it. Now, all that remains is for you to pick a farm animal and you'll have a keepsake that you can be ashamed of for the rest of your life. Might I suggest the bottom of a drawer, perhaps? for those of you still reading, here are his winning entries:
Haiku
Obama orchard
many blossoms fall swiftly
some remain attatched.
Limerick
Obama came to Daily Kos
to strike a moderate pose
but some of us commies
cried out for our mommies
like he had punched us in the nose.
by Myrrander