Frist's Funny Bullshit "Poll"

Monsieur Atrios is pointing to an inadverdently amusing poll at Guillermo Frist's VOLPAC web site. Just in case the poll gets pulled, here's what it looks like (with the final choice, all in caps, my personal modification) below the fold.

This is one of those diaries where I'm primarily interested in capturing a priceless bit of Fristian obfuscation. I'd post a shorter diary but that bloody "300 word" minimum keeps getting in the way. Modified poll in 3 words, 2 words, 1 word . . .