That's right folks! It is time for another speech from our dear, respected chief executive, the leader of the free world, pride of America, President George W. (Whiteshoes) Bush!
As reported by
CNN, our president will be speaking to us this evening, to reassure us that all is going well in our Great National Struggle to Stay the Course in Iraq, or whatever the hell it is that's supposed to be going on over there. If we watch the speech tonight, I'm sure that King George II will bedazzle and bewilder us with his subtle grasp of the geopolitics of Mesopotamia, and all at last will become clear!
But I, unfortunately, will miss his performance. If you are like me, you cannot, absolutely cannot, STAND to hear that man's voice for one moment anymore. It is torture (hence the diary title), it literally pains me to listen to him at all. Some, like these intrepid Kossacks, will enjoy the speech by making a mockery of the sacred Office of the President, as well they should. Take the poll below, if you dare, and share with the world your perceptions of our leader's speaking skills.