Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, and All Those In Between.
We have an excellent chance to show our Patriotism and Save Tax Dollars at the same time. All the while being the first on our block to help in the War on Terra (and those pesky Quakers).
It is so simple even the President can understand it. Each time you post to a blog, each time you send an email, each time you make a phone call, send a copy to George & Co. (comments@whitehouse.gov). You might also copy them to Dick Cheney directly (vice_president@whitehouse.gov).
See how easy it is to be a good citizen and help make the government operate even cheaper while you reduce all that wear-and-tear on the Constitution!