This was posted by Christy at the DCP and I just had to share it with you. It's a hoot.
It seems even southern women can comprehend what warrantless spying means. Anyway...
The conversation, to my delight, turned to IMPEACHMENT.
An argument ensues. Not about whether he NEEDS to be impeached but whether or not the republican controlled house and senate would actually take such an act SERIOUSLY.
I admit I started the argument by pointing out he will NEVER be impeached as long as the republicans are willing to just LET bush commit open CRIMES.
I told them ALL it did not matter THEY were lifelong yellow dog ticket republicans because NONE of the repell leaders CARED.
Ohhh it got very interesting. In the verbal melee... I had a bright idea.
I said Ok ladies hush and listen. I got my phone book popped it open to the oft overlooked gov. section and picked out one of our state's repell leaders in the senate. I will call him senator blah blah.
I dialed the number and put the call on speaker phone..
This is not the EXACT transcript of what followed but it was damn close. (I woulda recorded it but a little birdy told me that is a crime.)
The assistant, a lady, answers... The group around me goes still as mice.
Senator Blah Blahs Assistant: Hello this is Senators Blah Blahs office....??
Me: Hello. I am calling you from La. today. A group of my neighbors and friends were all just sitting here talking about GW Bush and I was wondering if you could answer a question for us..??
Senator Blah Blahs Assistant: Sure, would love too.
Me: Ok we would like to know are there any plans from your office to impeach GW Bush.. and if not, why not???
Senator Blah Blahs Assistant:Umm... Impeach..?... I don't understand...?
Me: You do not understand IMPEACHMENT...?
Senator Blah Blahs Assistant:(dead silence)
Me: Well , see, cause we were all wondering...
Senator Blah Blahs Assistant: (snickering) Well WHY on earth would we do THAT?
Me: Ummm, well, Violation of federal law for starters. Violation of International law...? Take your pick....
Senator Blah Blahs Assistant:(STRAIGHT LAUGHTER) I do not know WHY you called us, but I can ASSURE you THAT IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.( More laughter, almost shrill even)
Me: Well... I am not sure what else you need to...
Senator Blah Blahs Assistant:(cutting me off, real pissy) Fine. Fine. I will be SURE to give Senator Blah Blah your message.
Me: ...Ok I appreciate it.
Click
So needless to say my lunch ended and by the time my guests left I just had to call them back. This time I got a male assistant with a sexy voice.
Sexy Voice: Hello Senator Blah Blahs office...?
Me. Yes sir, I called earlier, there was a group of my friends here and we called concerning impeaching GW Bush...?
Sexy Voice: Ummm, ok,...
Me: Well anyways I would just like to say when we called the lady that answered laughed at us and told us how it was not going to happen...
Sexy Voice: Yes Mam...?
Me: Yes I would like to know if you can tell her I said THANK YOU...?
Sexy Voice: Ummm,.. she laughed at you?
Me: Yes sir.
Sexy Voice: And you want me too....?
Me: I would like for you to thank her because of the group listening to that call, 6 of the 7 life long republicans all left my house vowing to vote a staight democrat ticket this coming election.
Sexy Voice: Ummm.. ugggg: Ummmmm...
Me: Yes sir. Tell her that recruiting republicans into the democratic party has never been so easy. It is one thing for me to tell them their leaders do not care but for them to HEAR it for themselves was absolutely the best moment I ever had as a democrat.
Sexy Voice: Mam I am so sorry you were treated that way...
Me: (cutting him off).. It is ok sir I am already a democrat, and I expected it. But them, their faces when she started laughing was PRICELESS!!
Sexy Voice: Well, democrat or republican they should not have responded to you that way.
Me: It's quite alright sir. I enjoyed it, and PLEASE DO tell her I said Thank You Thank You Thank You. Merry Christmas.
Sexy Voice: Umm Merry Christmas.
And that is how I wound up THANKING a republican for being a typical republican.
It was a real blast.
Posted by: Christy at December 21, 2005 06:23 PM