because those idiots at ABC are so afraid of their own f-ing shadows !
The NY Times is developing a story for tomorrow, that (more after the jump)
Williams had hoped to joke using lisping character:
"Pinocchio's had his nose done! Sleeping Beauty is popping pills!
"The Three Little Pigs ain't kosher! Betty Boop works Beverly Hills!"
"Fred Flintstone is dyslexic, Jessica Rabbit is really a man, Olive Oyl is really anorexic, and Casper is in the Ku Klux Klan!"
Officials from ABC's broadcast standards and practices office were not pleased.
Williams explains: "For a while you get mad, then you get over it. They're afraid of saying Olive Oyl is anorexic. It tells you about the state of humor."
It not only tells you the state of humor, it tells you that these people have lost their minds ! Every kind of obscenity is bought and paid for with our tax dollars yet a professional comedian cannot make harmless, silly jokes at the Oscars ?
Can anything be more absurd ?