Being
St. Patricks day we thought this was the perfect time to ask the really daring question:
WWJB? Who Would Jesus Bomb? Here at
RealityBased.Info the editorial staff have been puzzling over this question quite some time and so far we've drawn a blank. Somehow our impression is that the the Spirit just isn't all that interested in that whole maiming and slaughtering thang.
However our analysis has lead us to understand that in some ways Jesus is in the eye of the beholder. So instead of talking about Jesus Christ (JC, Son of God and all that) we've come up with three potential targeting lists that we'll explore: Conservative Jesus, Moderate Jesus, Liberal Jesus. Take a look and help out by adding to our Bombing Targets for (x) Jesus (BTxJ).
Okay, today we'll start with Bombing Targets for Conservative Jesus (or CJ as opposed to JC). CJ might want to work with terrorists and load up cargo plans with fuel, bombs, and possibly even WMDs to crash the plans into the following targets with plausible deniability:
I) Bombing Targets for CJ (or BTCJ):
CJ might be thought to be interested in bombing
- Abortion clinics
- Gays/Homosexuals
- California Supreme Court
- Activist Judges
- ANWR
- Saddam
- France
- Blue States
- NYC
- Hollywood
- Polygamists
- Feminists, especially Lesbians
- Iraq
- Afghanistan
- Syria
- N. Korea
- Palestine (not Israel though)
- Vietnam
- Laos
- Cambodia
- Berkeley
- Santa Cruz
- Eugene
- Pagans
- Heathens
- Communists
- Socialists
- Greens
- Liberals
- Moderates
- non-Dominionists
- non-700 Club Subscribers
- Backsliders
- New Agers
- Secular Humanists
- Darwinian Theorists (Monkey's Uncles)
- Muslims
- The Immoral Minority
- Pres. Bill Clinton
- Hillary
- Arafat (posthumously)
- Organic farmers
- Non-Texas Ranger fans
- Jose Conseco
- Soccer players
- Madison
- New Orleans
- Cuba
- Castro
- NHL (for canceling the season)
- Canada
- Scandanavia
- China (PRC, not Taiwan)
- Air America
- Al Franken
- SNL
- The Daily Show!!!!
(Please feel free to add to our list in the comments).