The morning after St. Paddy's and the editors of RealityBased.Info are bleary-eyed and sporting headaches from the revelry last night. However we plunge on in our quest for Truth, Justice and the American Way. Yesterday we started on our short series exploring just Who Would Jesus Bomb anyway (see
WWJB? Who Would Jesus Bomb? : Conservative Jesus). This builds off of the premise that in some ways Jesus is in the eye of the beholder and that people overlay their own political template over Jesus and God when they want to justify murder and mayhem. Today our task gets tougher as we tackle Liberal Jesus (or LJ as opposed to JC).
Liberal Jesus or LJ, is largely interested in countering the agenda of Conservative Jesus. When he gets to proactivity he is closely associated with the Sandanistas, Liberation Theology and the like. So lets start a list (not in priority order).
Bombing Targets for Liberal Jesus (BTLJ):
- Conservative Jesus
- Jessie Helms
- Newt Gingerich
- Rush Limbaugh
- Sean Hannity
- Ronald Reagan (posthumously)
- Bush Sr.
- Mini Me (Bush Jr.)
- Field Marshall Von Rumsfeld (as Ed Schulz call him.
- Prescott Bush (posthumously)
- Red States
- Nashville
- NASCAR
- Condie (Lies-a-lot) Rice
- Karen Hughes
- Karl Rove
- Dennis Miller
- Paul Wolfowitz
- Richard Perl
- Bill Frist
- Tom Delay
- 700 Club
- Pat Robertson
- Jerry Fallwell
- The Heritage Foundation
- The Cato Institute
- Tony Blair
- Rupert Murdoch
- G. Gordon Liddy
- Oliver North
- The Contras
- Red Necks
- Southern Man
- Lynard Skynard
- Hand gun owners
- "Pro-life"/(pro-birth) advocates
- Abortion clinic bombers
- KKK
- NeoNazis
- Skinheads
- Aryan Nations
- "Christian Identity" types
- The Confederacy and Johny Reb
- Israel (but not Palestine)
- Saudi Arabia
- Singapore
- Hailey Barbour
- Ron Silverman
- "Mad as Hell" Zell
- Joe Lieberman
- Gannon/Guckert
- Alan Keyes
- Clarence Thomas
- Katherine Harris
- "Butterfly Ballot" La Pore
- Kenneth Blackwell
- Bill O'Lielly
- Ann Coulter (Liberal Jesus is reserving a special place in hell)
- Supply Side Economists
- Ayn Rand
- Margie Schottenheimer
- Edward Teller
- "Star Wars"/"Brilliant Pebbles"
- The Pope
- The Vatican
- Ariel Sharon
- West Bank Settlements
- Switzerland
- Off shore accounts
- Argentina
- Paraguay
- Brazil
- Third World Dictators/Banana Republics
- The Ruling oligarchy of El Salvador
- Somoza
- The Shah's grave
- The World Bank
- NAFTA
- The Rich
- The NHL (for canceling the season)
(Add your additions in the comments below).