Ah, Republicans. Not only do they run a party spouting fake populism, pushing fake cures for fake Social Security problems . . .
. . . getting us into fake wars over fake weapons of mass destruction, attempting to install fake ex-patriots as the head of the country that had those fake weapons, which was to be paid for by fake oil revenues, telling us fake stories about fake Iraqis citizens who would greet us with fake rose petals, while their fake leader fakes a landing waaaaay out in the ocean on a aircraft carrier festooned with a fake "Mission Accomplished" banner, hiring fake commenters to produce fake commentary, encouraging fake reporters to ask fake questions and write up glowing fake stories about their Republican masters' fake policies, making fake news stories for local news stations to fake as their own real news --
Now they cobble together fake advocacy groups for the sole purpose of providing fake testimony before Congress.
I swear - you think you're getting real cheese with a Republican, but when you scratch the surface, all you find is Velveeta.
(Personal note - I could never get involved with a Republican woman - I'd always wonder . . .)
(Apologies to Kraft.)