from the GREAT STATE OF NEW HAMPSHIRE!
Welcome to the All Dog Broadway Extravaganza Thursday edition of Cheers and Jeers! I am your fill-in host, PoliSigh!
(cue orchestra!)
A line of hundreds of C and J's own dogs bounce their way on to the stage to the strains of "The Bunny Hop" Suddenly, Zanzibar spots Homer on Sneaky Snu's lap.......Zanzibar bolts off stage in pursuit of Homer. The line breaks up into pandemonium. PoliSigh runs out to the middle of the stage and is trampled by the dogs as they try to get the pootie.
(Slap, slap)..."Poli? Poli? Are you ok?" Baldwiny asks if she would like a moist towelette. " Umm, no but a Rum and Coke would help--with a couple of limes please?"
Poli staggers to her feet, sniffling a little, mumbling "frickin' dogs", she squares her shoulders as she faces the audience and in the grand tradition of the theatre, the show must go on.......
Live from New Hampshire, it's CHEERS and JEERS! starting in the extended entry section...[oooof--get this dog offa me] RIGHT NOW [GONGGGGGGGGGG] (ooooo-nice resonance Revel)
Cheers and Jeers for Thursday, March 3, 2005...
By the Numbers:
Days `til Martha Stewart gets out of jail: 4
Days `til `Star Wars Episode III---Revenge of the Sith': 78
Days 'til Opening Day: 31
Days 'til Bill returns to bring some sanity back to this place: 6
Days since Bill deserted us: 7
Let's get to Cheering and Jeering!!!!!
CHEERS to cute puppy pictures and I bet you thought it would be a poodle didn't you?
CHEERS to my co-thugs who have done such a wonderful job of keeping us sane and laughing whilst Bill is away--thanks Baldwiny, Holy Hand Grenade, Revel, and Eddie Haskell--you done good, real good, boys. Good luck to Pastordan tomorrow, Maryscott O'Connor on Monday and Histopresto on Tuesday!
CHEERS to innovative, fun projects which help children learn. A friend of mine has a niece whose class is asking people to send a post card with a 3-4 line description of where they live. The students will plot out all of the places the postcards are from. If you'd like to help, please send a post card to:Taylor, Wildwood School, 51 Glen Rd., Room 210, Mountain Lakes, NJ 07046
CHEERS to Bill and Michael! Hope your sciatica decides to calm down.
CHEERS to differences--research is showing that men's and women's brains function differently. Women's brains are 10% smaller, but women probably are more efficient thinkers than men--ya think? http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=926&e=10&u=/usnews/hisbrainherbrain
CHEERS to old style Progressivism and the Wizard of Oz! The theory is that Frank Baum, author of The Wonderful Wizard of Oz, was an ardent supporter of William Jennings Bryan, the Democratic nominee in 1896. Baum may have written Oz as an allegory of that election. Check it out at: http://www.turnmeondeadman.net/OZ/Populism.html
CHEERS to some diaries you really ought to look at: Raybin's effort at:http://www.dailykos.com/story/2005/3/3/393/20424and moeman's at: http://www.dailykos.com/story/2005/3/3/84258/75894
TEARS for the 1500 American's lost for the aggrandizement of one whacked-out man. http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=514&e=1&u=/ap/20050303/ap_on_re_mi_ea/ir
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TEARS for the loss of her mother and husband to Judge Lefkow.
JEERS to all the hate groups in the United States. Let's send them scurrying back to their dark holes of vitriol and ignorance.
JEERS to Liars--where is Bush finding `em all? Look, look, another monster....Negroponte joins the line-up of liars--proven on film: http://www.commondreams.org/views05/0302-26.htm
CHEERS to International Women's Day on March 8! Let's stand up for the rights of all women! http://www.commondreams.org/views05/0301-20.htm
JEERS and WARNINGS: Bush is ratcheting up his push for personal or is it private? accounts for Social Security--he's hell bent on getting his way--or else he's going to cry.......maybe he'll take his ball and go home http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=1802&ncid=716&e=17&u=/washpost/20050
303/ts_washpost/a2424_2005mar2
Here's what his plan really means:
JEERS to religious displays on public property--hey Bill, when you get back, I think we should hang up a tasteful plaque of the 10 commandments. Why do the people who follow the commandments the least make the most fuss about displaying them? http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=558&ncid=703&e=10&u=/ap/20050303/ap_
on_go_su_co/scotus_ten_commandments
On to some of Bill and Michael's vaca photos---
Here's Bill getting ready for the beach:
and some more:
Here are your fart jokes for today:
And one more indulgence for my favorite Zanzibar picture--a Lothario was bugging her and this is one of her responses!
Go here for some libations : http://www.bacardi.com
Today's HOMEWORK assignment (hey, I'm a teacher, what do you expect?) to all those lurkers--come join the fun in the kiddie pool! At least just post a hi to the rest of us co-thugs who work so hard to bring a smile to your face!!!!!!!!!
Today's dance--since the orchestra is still hanging around, let's do THE POLKA!!! It's a POODLE POLKA PARTY! Now get moving!
and finally,
Oh yes...percentage of women admitting to masturbation according to Kinsey? 62% http://www.jackinworld.com/library/articles/kinsey.html
Take the poll! Tell us what you are Cheering and Jeering about today!!!!!!