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You can sleep well tonight, law enforcement is doing it's job.
In this News Report and Video we get to see a 5 year old girl put in hand cuffs for throwing a tantrum. Thank goodness the state of Florida under Jeb Bush knows how to treat it's citizens, leaving no child undisciplined.
A 5-year-old girl was handcuffed by police after she tore papers off a bulletin board and punched an assistant principal in kindergarten class, according to a video released by a lawyer for the child's mother.
The 30-minute tape shows the child appearing to calm down before three officers pinned her arms behind her back and put on handcuffs as she screamed, "No!''
But why leave it at that? Possibly it's time for some new weapons in our arsenal to deal with these Child Terrorists:
Child Mace--- it could be a nice foamy substance coming in all sorts of neat colors and scents, so when your child gets eviscerated, it will be a more pleasant experience.
Baby Billy Clubs--- a new Nerf version with an inner iron core for those tough to handle 10 year old boys and girls. They are getting close to those perilous teen years and this might be just the thing to keep them in line.
Pre-Teen Electro Shock--- after Abu Ghraib maybe it's time for "Sparky" to come visit our young men and women. If that cattle prod worked on the farm all these years, maybe it's time for the urban version to make an appearance. Isn't it time for the Jennifer Anniston 'do' to be replaced by something a bit curlier? This will do the trick and make them so much more civil at dinnertime!
Crib Cells---- for those tough colicky 6 month olds. Why have the bars on the crib stop at 2 feet high? It's time for a wall to wall effect which will make it easier to hang mobiles from above. It's never too early to put the 'fear of God" into our nations youth. It's time Cribs became something more than an MTV show.
and finally
Sleepaway SlammerTired of your teenager not getting into that tony little summer camp? Try this new idea. Send your pre-teens to a Correctional Facility and show them why it's the nations biggest growth industry. Let them take turns being guard, warden and block bitch. Teach them abstinence in our Christian only section which separates the genders for that new kind of bonding experience.
Surely our dear readers will have some more suggestions?