Here we go, people.
Florida Enacts Deadly Force Law
In what will bring new meaning to 'Spring Break', Floridians will have the right to engage in deadly combat against any perceive transgressor. Strangely, it's easy to synchronize with seemingly disparate views espoused by the First Sibling, such as his naked stance on Right to Life issues. Protecting yourself by shooting someone in the head over a parking space is protecting the life of your family (silly liberals, that'll show 'em).
However, if the first shot doesn't kill them, you will be required to prove in a court of law that the transgressor (victim) is not in a vegetative state before you can finish them off.
Seems fair to me.