Let all the candidates sock it out to the convention.
Broker that mofo!
The longer we give the media a compelling story to report, the better. We need to starve the Bush media machine of sunshine like the crabgrass they truly are. We need more storylines, not less!
I hope Edwards, Clark, and Kerry win next week. Then I hope Dean comes roaring back in the next round! We need to pump up the volume.
So go ahead, Dennis! A unicorn in every pot!
Al, give the Nation of Islam Brokaw's home address! You can do it man!
Wes, throw a line down the mountain to Dean's wrecked APC and pull Trippi out! The guy's sobbing live on Deborah Norville right now!
Johnny "Reb" Edwards, put on a road show! "Dazed and Confused" with fellow candidates in the lead roles. You got dibs on the McConaughey role. Dennis in the Rory Cochrane role?
Johnny "F-troop" Kerry, offer Murdoch a large prime-time ad buy to bring back "Skin". Lookin' good, baby!
Lieberman, have a tatoo of a nude Ariel Sharon squatting on the toilet applied to your tongue! Don't ask why, just do it!
Howie, just keep keepin'!
(By the way, did anyone else watch "Wolfie Reports" on the 26th, when Blitzen asked Howard about the howl and Howie retorted with "you played it 676 times"? The bump they played all show before the interview had Vulfie getting all googly-stink-eye on Howards ass after he said that, but they cut it in the actual piece. Anybody else notice?)