We at The Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy Office and Scotch Tape Shoppe (aka the Further South) have enthusiastically contemplated the idea of a reward being offered by the Georgians for any eye-witness who might step forward to name the grenade-hefting person (or persons).
We have absolutely no information about who this/these horrid individual(s) may be, but our collective mouths have sometime watered over the prospect of ferreting out any anti-bu--sh-- fiends. For cash. Even in the Republic of Georgia.
Therefore, we are putting up . . . what? . . . okay a majority of us are willing to put up anything up to $10 AMERICAN as a complementary offer to anyone who can ID the Georgian-grenading bu--sh-- non-supporter. Bastard(s). No offense to Georgians. We don't have an exchange calculator. If this amount is an offense, we will revise and put up . . . what? . . . no way . . . well, you better write the damn check then, Mr. Moneybags . . . Okay, freak, up to $20 AMERICAN, alongside the Georgians, to find who did this dastardly thing.
If you hate bu--sh-- that much, you evil-Georgian/other-place-resident persons, we have pledged ourselves to getting your butt(s) in a sling. We are way beyond determined. Really we are. We are determined plus.
And seriously, you anti-democracy, anti-American, less-than-accurate-grenade-tossing, non-dKos crazies, your grenade-throwing behind(s) is/are going to get ground.
We are not kidding.
Your grenade-throwing days are now numbered.
Single-digitally numbered.
If you don't know what that means, we mean fewer than 10 days.
You cowardly punks.
Be forewarned.