Ya know, I made a point of not flouncing when I left, yet I still get shit thrown at me by the chimpanzees of the blogworld because I offered no explanation. Damned if you do, etc etc. The truth of the matter is... er... was... that... er... ah, nevermind. Silly at this point.
I have seen the phrase Shut Your Fucking Pie-Hole attributed to me, and I take exception with that. (I believe I DID coin "Put THIS in Your Pie-Hole.") Well, "take exception" is a little strong. I mean, it sounds like me in tone, but the message is as far from theoria as you can get. If you've forgotten what my contribution was, ask someone with a userid number under whatever arbitrary userid number losers are quoting lately to make themselves feel superior. Or ask Pastor "The Body Isn't Even Cold Yet" Dan. (MY new userid number is like 37,834,327,381 or something.)
Glad to see you are all doing well.
Bitch, bitch, bitch.(r)
UPDATE: I'm back! Pay attention to me or I'll leave again!
UPDATE II: Now that I got that bit of attention, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you all to go fuck yourselves. My genius in underappreciated here. I'll be back in a few months.
UPDATE III: Pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy!