Nancy Pelosi - "The War in Afghanistan is over."Seven House Republicans - "WHAT! How dare you! Don't you know that people are still dying there every day, and... uhhh... we still have to find Osama Bin Laden... oh... sh*t."
This is the equivalent of choking someone to death with his own arm. Like injecting a virus into the mothership. Pure brilliance. The only thing we can hope is that the outrage against Ms. Pelosi's outrageous and callous remarks continues; the sound you heard was the sound of 150 million Republican heads popping as they try to mentally contain the concept that the war on Afghanistan is not over until we find Osama Bin Laden, even though Fearless Leader "doesn't really care where he is."
"I'll take Cognitive Dissonance for $1000 please, Alex."