Dear Democratic Party,
I have delayed sending this. You can imagine how embarrased I feel. I am so sorry I cost you the 2004 election. I'm an unwilling tool of Karl Rove. I am a homosexual.
Republican fag bashing has really got out of hand. During the 2004 Presidential election, voters in eleven states were drawn to the polls by some pretty hateful 'anti gay marriage' ballot initiatives. While they were voting to deny citizens rights because of their sexual orientation, they handed President Bush a second term. I'm sorry John Kerry and the entire Democratic Party got caught in the crossfire. I still think Kerry is stiff as a board, but John Kerry would have been an honest and hard-working stiff as President. Wouldn't that be refreshing?
Please note, this homosexual didn't put 'gay marriage' on the ballot. You can blame Republican homosexuals for that.
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Republicans use 'gay marriage' to demonize, diminish and distract.
- Demonize their opponents and excite their supporters,
- Diminish citizens' rights,
- Distract attention from problems, mistakes and failures.
Not to belittle marriage for anyone, but:
- My partner and I have lived together nicely for nearly twenty-five years without a wedding. I am not asking for my partnership to be recognized by any church.
- We have more serious issues on our national agenda.
- We need to focus on health care for all Americans, not same-sex marriage for gay Americans.
But back to apologies.
- I am sincerely sorry that Republicans are so successful in using homosexuality as a club to beat fear into straight voters.
- Now that Communism is dead, it's hard for the Republicans to find an easy scapegoat. Faggots are all they have left. Sad, isn't it?
As fag bashers go, Karl Rove and his Republican kinsmen are enthusiastic, if common, thugs.
- First comes the fun part for Karl, verbal abuse and name calling.
- After that? Blackmail is such an ugly word, but you hear it so often these days.
- Mr. Rove is said to have an interesting habit of loudly threatening to 'out' people he doesn't like.
- Mr. Rove may 'out' you as queer even if you're straight, which has a surreal 'Equal Opportunity' feeling to it.
- Gossip suggests Mr. Rove makes scandalous phone calls to targets of his ire, threatening exposure and ruin. Just imagine his mean sissy face, his whiny voice and contemplate the supreme irony of Karl Rove calling anyone queer.
After you laugh, you may find yourself sobered by the image.
- This is the best the Republican Party can do; bait queers to the delight of homophobes, some with religious credentials.
- What really hurts is that it is so damn effective. The 'gay marriage' initiatives pulled a lot of angry people into voting booths. They elected George W. Bush. God help us, I am sorry.
Mr.
Rove seems to be a
master of the political sabotage decision tree, calculating each branch precisely and gleefully half-sawing key steps to undermine the unwary. I am sorry
Mr. Rove's considerable intelligence has not been applied to effectively address serious problems, like homeland security, health care, education and job globalization.
This brings me to another apology, a hard one.
- Evidence suggests that Karl could be one of ours, seriously disturbed but ours none the less.
- How many straight men have nicknames like 'turd blossom'?
- In my opinion, Karl attacks people with the thing about himself that scares him most. Karl could be the most destructive self-hating homosexual of all time. His body count has surpassed Gacy's and Dahmer's.
- I hope Karl isn't gay. He gives homosexuals a bad name.
I'm sorry that my sexuality is being used as a bigot's trick to divert voters from important issues, like security for:
- ports and borders,
- public transit,
- chemical plants,
- nuclear power stations.
The
diversionary attacks on homosexuals will increase in proportion to our nation's problems. And we have tough problems that need to be faced.
- Dealing with Iraq and the rest of the Islamic world isn't going to be as 'easy' as Vietnam. There was only one Ho Chi Min in Vietnam. How many do we face now? How many jiihad leaders have we created by invading Iraq and turning it into a training camp for urban warfare?
- The 'fly paper' strategy employed by President Bush to divert terrorism from the United States only works if the flies remain stuck.
- Even if most of these newly minted terrorist leaders are still Iraq, they'll have no trouble moving to new locations when opportunity arises.
- Widening the war to attack Iran or Syria would be such an opportunity. If Bush and Cheney escalate the war, the war will find ways to escalate in places we don't anticipate.
President Bush and Vice-President Cheney are probably quite
eager to attack something, anything.
- They have found attacking things to be an effective method of distracting attention from incompetent management, corruption, perjury and possibly treason.
- They have used military action with careless ease for naked political gain, capturing the second term that Daddy didn't get.
- Why would they change methods now?
So here are Cheney,
Bush and Cheney (Cheney gets two votes)
just itching for a fight. This is
scary. The only thing stopping them is the lack of troops. I'm betting some of our Generals have had sharp words with Rumsfeld on this and other subjects. Rumsfeld strikes me Cheney's equal in all examples of high, low, running, jumping, and standing gall. Rumsfeld would quiet the Generals with platitudes that would make Abe Lincoln blush, waiting for Cheney's cue to "ship 'em out". The destination doesn't matter to Rummy. The bombing begins immediately. We'll be welcomed as liberators. Have a drink!
Anyway, I'm sorry. I wish us all better luck next time.
Sincerely,
dunder