This was inspired by a SusanG/Ben Goshi interchange
here "Conservative Pundits Bailing by the Busload'
There are 12 questions.
Give yourself One point for Liberal Christian and Zero for being a crazy wingnut Xtian.
Scoring less than 10 will automatically condemn you to be taken down to Hades. Your heads will be pinched off and the Devil will play football with it for all eternity. [Mike Malloy]
Scoring less than 5 and you'll be dealing with scathing remarks from Kossacks beforehand too ...
With the Right Wing Xtians, their politics informs their religion.
With Liberals Christians faith informs their politics.
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Right Wing Xtians consider the God they believe in is petty, vengeful, inflexible and cruel.
Liberal Christians consider the God they believe in is caring, loving, merciful and kind.
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Right Wing Xtians believe in authoritarian rule from men who want to use their money and votes for empire building.
Liberal Christians believe that God gave everyone the freedom to choose.
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Right Wing Xtians beliefs govern how they want others to behave.
Liberal Christians beliefs govern how they themselves behave.
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Right Wing Xtians believe standing in judgement is the pinnacle of doing God's work.
Liberal Christians believe that caring and giving is the pinnacle of doing God's work.
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When God talks to a Right Wing Xtian he demands they hate anything different from them.
When God talks to a Liberal Christian it comes in the form of guidance.
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Right Wing Xtians believe every political and religious idea needs to be enshrined in law to exercise their power over everyone.
Liberal Christians consider all their political and religious ideas only pertain to them.
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Right Wing Xtians believe the entire bible inerrant, can be dissected, interpreted and abused for political gain.
Liberal Christians believe the Bible contains the words of Jeezus "Forget all that previous nonsense, here's a new easy-to-remember covenant: make war no more"
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Right Wing Xtians believe that the President is wrapped in the flag by God.
Liberal Christians believe that the Emperor has no clothes.
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Right Wing Xtians believe all of the Commandments should be carved in stone and hung in every school and courthouse as a warning to others.
Liberal Christians know only 3 of the Commandments are enshrined in law and think it's amazing that a wingnut would think coveting a neighbors ass is an important issue.
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Right Wing Xtians believe all of the Commandments can be ignored at any point if they think they can get away with it.
Liberal Christians believe all of the Commandments were fine for a bunch of middle eastern nomads, but a little outdated for todays complex global societies.
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Right Wing Xtians believe that the entire Muslim population are evil and are trying to take over the world and Jeezus will be back to save them if they can kill them all.
Liberal Christians believe that the industrial military complex is taking over the world and it doesn't matter what religion anyone is we're all totally screwed with no environment.