I have read a few questions about asking GW two questions
(1)Why aren't your daughters serving in Iraq if it is such a noble cause? (2)What is the noble cause?
I will attempt to think of hypotheticals that Rove et al will come up with and post them here for examination.
For question #1 regarding why the twins are not serving in Iraq. GW will probably say:
(1)He honestly tried to get the twins to go to Iraq, and when they went for their physicals and whatnot, the Doctors strongly recommended against it. The medical reasons are private between the doctor and my daughters.
[So, liberals, how do we respond and tear apart an argument like this?]
(2)The military is a distinct profession, God knows not everybody has it in them to be a brain surgeon, likewise, not everybody has it in them to be a soldier. This is why soldiering is one of the most noble of professions. I discussed the matter with my daughters, unfortunately, they are not so constituted as those incredily noble men and women currently serving in the military. That is why they(my daughters) are minding the homefront(volunteering for veterans, families, etc).
[Any solid counterarguments? Given that not everybody can be a surgeon, truthfully, not everbody can be a soldier?]
(3)I already discussed the matter with my daughters, as much as i really want them over in Iraq serving with our men and women in uniform; i am just a dad--i can't forcibly impose my will on my daughters, and...i can't presume to speak for them as to why they are not in the armed forces.
[We all have a choice...there are children who joined the the military against their parents wished, or vice versa. How do we respond to this?]
AS TO WHAT THE NOBLE CAUSE IS.
GW could possibly give a short, non-answer like this: Everyone, every man and women to ever wear the uniform of the united states armed forces, has already more than done enough--because it is the noble cause, in fact, the noblest of all causes for anyone to wear the uniform of the united states armed forces regardless of when or where. We may all disagree or have different view points on the war on terror, but i believe we all can agree that to wear that uniform is a noble cause enough, to make sacrifices in that uniform, regardless of where and when, is more than a noble cause enough.
[Kossacks, how do we take this kind of insult apart?]
P.S. With all due respect, I am not interested in one-liners attacking Bush, we already have millions of that; i am more interested in critical forecasting of BushCo counter arguments and neutralizing them before they even roll them out.