Dear New York Times,
Please refrain from referring to yourself as, "The Times." The Times is published in London daily with a Sunday edition that could teach you much.
I'm not asking this for my sake, but for your's. You have become a little like the NBA who still calls their playoff winner, "World Champion. They are not "World Champs" and you are not "The Times." It's just sad.
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Also, please tell your friends that they may not refer to themselves as "
The Independent" or "
The Guardian." I'm looking your way
Grand Island Independent and
San Francisco Bay Guardian.
Furthermore, the words, "foreign," "investigative," "Washington," or "Bureau Chief" may not be used when discussing Baghdad Judy. She may still be referred to as a "reporter," but must give her Pulitzer to Greg Palast
Sincerely,
Your Dkos Readers