It occurred to me that SNL should do a parody of Eddie Murphy's old "Kill My Landlord" skit, with Pat Robertson replacing Murphy:
Dark and lonely on a summer's night.
Kill Hugo Chavez. Kill Hugo Chavez.
Karl Rove barking. Do he bite?
Kill Hugo Chavez. Kill Hugo Chavez.
Slip in his window. Break the grump.
Then his oil I start to pump.
He's a commie. What the heck?
Kill Hugo Chavez. Kill Hugo Chavez.
C-I-L-L Hugo Chavez!
Amen. Praise Jesus.
Yeah, it's rough at work today.