AudioAnimatronic President makes its debut

Today the White House proudly unveiled BushBot Mark 2 to a mob of adoring press lackeys.

Hailed as the latest advance in Republican message control, the BushBot Mark 2 can handle even the most blatantly false talking points without overheating.

Consisting of a box, 2 arms, and a head, the BushBot Mark 2 can be easily disassembled and shipped to all the backwater red states the real preznit is sick of visiting.

And unlike the real preznit, the BushBot Mark 2 can pronounce words like "nuclear" and is able to use its 2 arms to actually read the paper.

Plus there's the added benefit that the BushBot Mark 2 won't ever fall off a bicycle, choke on a pretzel, or be tempted to reexplore the wonderful world of cocaine.

Yes, it's the BushBot Mark 2.  Your tax dollars at work, so the preznit doesn't have to.