On behalf of Not Jeff Gannon, I am honored to announce that he will now allow LUNATIC LEFTIES into his
SHOE-POLISH JOURNALISM WEBSITE.
Not Jeff has recently been in Niger investigating the Wilson Family Bomb Plot. Just today he revealed that it wasn't the actual Robert Novak we saw swearing on CNN, but rather an animated CGI version of the man created by a team of LEFTYWOOD LIBERALS.
Not Jeff Gannon.