When they discover the levee was bombed, Bush will point out that he was playing a guitar in San Diego, so it couldn't have been him.
So Halliburton really gets the contract. I thought I was joking. Goes to show you can't be too cynical with this group.
I will try again.
Their annual August terror planning camp (Camp Crawfish) has an even bigger event coming up in September that'll make the New Orleans convention center look like a Takey Outy.
Rumor has it they were going to cancel this months terrorist attack due to the natural disaster but the wheels of commerce were already rolling too fast to even slow them down so the attack will take place as planned, sometime, someplace this month. Condi will let us know moments after commencement. In her new, black, high topped boots.
Seems that without at least a small terrorist attack here at home, folks are getting mighty antsy about what's going on in the Middle East. The Hurricane has had a detrimental effect on the American perception of spreading death. Katrina on the heels of Cindy may be just what the commie liberals need to bring down our leerless feeder.
What they know that we hain't figured out is this; Spin really works and honesty falls right under gambling on their list of virtues. Five days from now when GW's speechwriter says they were there helping folks out DURING the storm, all the shortbread in America will believe him. To question him will be deemed unpatriotic. When he points out to his supporters, the vast amount of money to be made, rebuilding the Seedy City, there will be no more unpatriotic questions. And no more misunderestimation. (They've already divided up the city amongst the biggest Bush supporters.) They'll say they're going give a million dollars and Marvin Gardens to anyone that can prove he ever lived in New Orleans and that'll be the end of that and then they'll all be Republicans, too.
A Win Win for the forces of spin.