The letters FEMA used to stand for Federal Emergency Management Agency. But now that George Bush is in charge, the agency has allowed New Orleans to be destroyed. Of course, this was the fault of Governor Blanco, since she refused to issue George Bush a
permission slip which he needed to avoid the possibility of later being sent to the principal's office.
Nonetheless, since FEMA no longer manages emergencies, we need to assign a new name to the acronym. I have humbly drafted a first attempt, FEMA = Failed Entirely to Move their Asses.
My challenge to this community: come up with words forming the acronym F-E-M-A that would best describe FEMA under Bush!