Bush: ''You know, it's amazing when people say to me, 'Well, he was just breaking the law' . . . If I wanted to break the law, why was I briefing Congress?"
Excellent question Mr. President, might I offer you the Top Ten reasons?
- Because you didn't realize that you were briefing Congress
- Because you have no clue about the importance of civil liberties
- Because your mommy told you to
- Because some soon-to-be fired underling suggested you cover your ass
- Because you felt guilty (ok, just kidding)
- Because some criminals have the psychological need to get caught
- Because judges sometimes say "no" but Congress always says "Yes!"
- Because you don't get any credit for the secret stuff
- Because of pure self-righteousness
and the #1 reason that you reported your domestic spying to Congress . . .
Because you ARE flippin' stupid