They're RepubliCANTs because:
They CAN'T get us out of Iraq
They CAN'T rebuild New Orleans
They CAN'T stop President Bush from warrantless spying on Americans, torturing detainees, and ending habeus corpus rights
They CAN'T find, kill, or capture Osama Bin Laden
They CAN'T pass a Medicare prescription drug benefit without ripping off the elderly to subsidize drug companies
They CAN'T pass an illegal immigration bill without harming farmers who need workers to pick their crops
They CAN'T protect the environment from their oil company paymasters
They CAN'T balance the federal budget
They CAN'T stop giving tax cuts to billionaires
They CAN'T even think about universal health care for the 43 million uninsured