So, Rush Limbaugh showed the world again what a pile of putrid puffness he is with his
gutless, cold-blooded, and baseless allegation derived from his heretofore ultra-secret expertise about Parkinson's disease that Michael J. Fox might be faking his Parkinson's symptoms in a compelling campaign ad about stem cell research for Democrats like Claire McCaskill in Missouri and Gov. Jim Doyle in Wisconsin.
Michael J. Fox is a faker Rush? Let me identify some real fakers for you so you will really know what they look like the next time you plop that pasty mug of yours in front of a microphone to speak to those right wing robots you call listeners.
There are so many categories to choose from. So, let's just take the real easy ones.
We could start with Republican "protect the public trust" fakers like Sen. Bill "It really was a blind trust, wink, wink" Frist (R-TN, Senate Majority leader); Sen. Conrad "Jack Abramoff who?" Burns (R-MT); Rep. Tom "under indictment" Delay (R-TX, House Majority Leader); Rep. Randy "guilty as charged" Cunningham (R-CA); and Rep. Bob "convicted of corruption" Ney (R-OH).
Then we can move to Republican "family values" fakers like Sen. George "Maccaca" Allen (R-VA); Rep. Mark "I like teenage boys" Foley (R-FL); and Rep. Don "I had a five year adulterous affair which only ended when my mistress sued me for physical abuse" Sherwood (R-PA).
There are also plenty of Republican "I am qualified to do my government" job fakers like Donald "I can take the world's finest military and grind it into the Iraq dust lickity split" Rumsfeld (R-Secretary of Defense); John "I didn't accomplish anything in the State Department so they promoted me to the U.N." Bolton; and Mike "Let the victims of Hurricane Katrina eat cake" Brown (R-Dept. of Homeland Security).
We cannot forget Republican leadership fakers like Rep. Dennis "See no evil, hear no evil" Hastert (R-IL).
And, last but certainly not least, there is Republican presidential character faker George W. "everything is black and white and I know which is which without asking a single question because I am an uncurious man-child with no patience for the hard work of a true president" Bush.
These people are what real fakers look like Rush and even the vile smear-job you tried to pull on Michael J. Fox can't hide the fact they all reside in the same crap-filled political house as you.
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