Hi everyone. First of all, don't worry. I'm already black. Halloween has always been one of my favorite holidays. I decided against Neville Flynn from Snakes on a Plane for my costume this year. This year I'm going as a Black Republican. More below the fold...
I got the idea while watching Michael Steele in the Maryland Senate debate. I'm printing a campaign platform for my fake candidtate. Can you help me think of some funny stuff to say? Thanks in advance.