New project: instructional waterboarding video starring Cheney-lookalike.
As I wrote "Waterboardin' USA," sung to the tune of the Beach Boys' "Surfin' USA," it occurred to me that this called for a proper video. Though the song will be performed live next month as part of a live show (
http://liveimprov.com/...), the need for a video documentation of waterboarding still seems like a pressing need.
VP Cheney's recent disavowal of his support of said procedure (the waterboarding, not the comedy performance) makes him the star of choice as far as we are concerned. Thus, we plan a public waterboarding demonstration starring the Veep.
Naturally, we will issue this as an instructional video for citizens who are curious about the use of their tax dollars and world-class military. Also, it is a sort of celebration of the liberty America stands for. Needless to say, if an American citizen happens to make a citizen's arrest of a suspected enemy combatant, they will be well-equipped to deliver the felon--bound, gagged and soggy--with a confession in hand! Now, that's democracy in action!!