One thing I noticed about the RNC's "Playboy" ad was the other things in that ad. By that, I mean the sarcastic "man on the street" type interviews. I think those were actually pretty effective and funny (the blonde woman really distracted from this). I thought we could write our own ad in a similar vein.
The ad would contain "man and woman on the street" type interviews. It should show a variety of people, young and old, people of color, etc. Here's some lines I thought they could say:
"I believe Paris Hilton needs another tax cut."
"I agree with the Republicans. George Bush should be able to detain Americans without trial and listen to their phone calls. After all, he's never been wrong before."
"I like making lower wages and paying higher health care costs."
"I agree with the Republicans. It is Congress's job to say yes to everything the president wants."
"I think people making minimum wage make too much money."
"I think Tom DeLay should make all my medical decisions."
What do you think? Some lines are better than others. Add your own and improve!