Werewolves of Congress
(apologies to the memory of Warren Zevon)
I saw Mark Foley with a Blackberry in his hand,
Walking through the streets of DC in the rain.
He was looking for the dorm where the pages stayed,
He'll get turned away and then he'll vote again.
Ahhwooooo... Werewolves of Congress, Ahwooooo!
Ahhwooooo... Werewolves of Congress, Ahwooooo!
Someone's calling -- looks like ABC,
You better not answer that .
Dennis Hastert got humiliated on the news last night,
Werewolves of Congress again.
Ahhwooooo... Werewolves of Congress, Ahwooooo!
Ahhwooooo... Werewolves of Congress, Ahwooooo!
He's the silver-headed man, raising money for Republicans,
Lately he's been referred to the page board.
You better stay away from him,
He'll send you a creepy IM,
He'll ask you to get out a ruler.
Ahhwooooo... Werewolves of Congress, Ahwooooo!
Ahhwooooo... Werewolves of Congress, Ahwooooo!
Well, I saw Dennis Hastert blaming Soros and Howard Dean,
Doing the Werewolves of Congress.
I saw Dennis Hastert saying his hands were really clean,
Doing the Werewolves of Congress.
I saw Mark Foley in a Scientology rehab center,
His hair was perfect.
Ahhwooooo... Werewolves of Congress, Huh! Draw blood!
Ahhwooooo... Werewolves of Congress...