What the Hell. I'll start.
Three men, a petroleum engineer from Exxon, an electrical engineer from General Electric and a software engineer from Microsoft, are in a car together, going to a conference in Phoenix. In the middle of the desert, on the empty highway, the car's engine suddenly stops. The Exxon engineer says, "Obviously, we have a fuel problem." The GE engineer says "You couldn't be more wrong, this is an electrical problem." The Microsoft engineer, sitting in the back seat, starts to laugh. The Exxon engineer says, "What's so funny?" The Microsoft engineer says, "You're both so WRONG! All we have to do is get out and get back in again and it'll work fine!"