Is it morning in America yet? I sure hope so because it's getting real cramped inside this Dick's head.
Please do what you can today to ensure that tomorrow is the Final Episode of the Disembodied Head of Dick Devos.
In a time of darkness, when Hope seemed to have gone out for a pack of smokes and ended up on a boat to China, when television seemed to have become nothing more than an ad delivery service, when the most flawed candidate in the history of our state seemed like a credible threat, well, in those days the people of Michigan finally got a chance to have their say.
Vote, people, and get your friends, relatives and total strangers to do the same.
Michigan's future isn't for sale.
NEW! Ominous music to hum as you go about your business. Guaranteed to scare the be-Jesus out of your enemies!