Greenwich CN - (Rooters) Democrats engaged in a viscious campaign of voter suppression in heavily Republican districts nationwide today. Reports from the field included the following:
Groton MA - Republican voters were robo-called with false information. They were told that the martini's at the poling place were going to be made from Gordon's not the traditional Tanqueray.
Colorado Springs CO - Groups of gay men lurked outside of polling places taking video of white male voters as they arrived and offered them cappucino with a leetle twist of lemon. Many Republicans huddled in their cars and then fled the scene without voting.
more on the flip...
Houston TX - Republicans were robo-called with the information Sekula vanted to suck their blood. They were also informed that they were no longer allowed to defecate in the state of TX because their asshole had moved to Washington.
Palm Beach FL - Republicans with teenage sons and/or grand-sons were robo-called and encouraged to bring their progeny to the polls for a special "voter education" session.
Orange County CA - Flyers were distributed at the Coast Plaza Mall and local Country Clubs with warnings that voters had to bring any "help" they had at home to polling places and that if any of them were found to be legally in the country that the Republican would be on the hook for payroll taxes. Thousands stayed away.
Wichita KS - Republican voters were encouraged by a Liberal Democrat to go the polls regardless of party affiliation because voting is essential to a healthy democracy. Heeding years of warnings from talk radio they were suspicious of anything said by a liberal and stayed home.
Chevy Chase MD - Right wing pundits and media darlings were sent official looking documents stating that the electronic voting machines were set up to screen voters for integrity and decency. They were encouraged to stay home if they felt they were lacking in either of these categories.
Intercourse PA - Religious voters were called and told that with God on their side it was no longer neccessary for them to actually vote. Their prayers would be enough to bolster the faith based campaigns of that frothy mix....
You make up the rest. Have fun.