So, did you know there is a White House Gift Shop?
Now that sort of gets the old gears turning. How about these fine locations for holiday shopping?
Ali's Abu Ghraib Giftshop
Get a stylish brown smear to cover your nakedness!
Extreme Rendition Travel Store
Everything you'll need for an indefinite stay at an undisclosed location!
Guantanamo Bay Outlet
Get Great Gitmo Gifts for Goofy Grizzled Evildoers!