How to Beat Republicans by Adopting Their Memes
To win the general election in 2008, the Democrats are going to need a Presidential candidate who is a "Uniter, not a Divisive Divider"! We lost for one simple reason in 2004: Republican Party voters didn’t vote for the Democratic Party candidate. In 2008, we need a candidate who can round up all of the votes that previously went to both parties. We need a Uniter, Not a Divisive Divider.
Here’s the key: In America’s elections going back to Colonial times, both parties have elected divisive candidates. They were "divisive" in the sense that they divided the electorate between the winning and the losing candidates. This is not nonsense.
America is tired of being divided, so we Democrats need to nominate a candidate who wins ALL of the votes, and end the two-party system once and for all.
In 2008, the year that Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton presents her candidacy, the Democrats are going to try a new and novel strategy that unfortunately Hillary Clinton is not qualified to carry out. Instead of divisiveness, the Democrats will unite ALL American voters behind one white man – the Democratic nominee. He will accomplish this feat, which no Democrat or Republican has ever accomplished before, because he has that one essential qualification – he is not Hillary Clinton and he is not a woman, so he is not "divisive". (We know this because a secret Republican report entitled "A Uniter, Not a Divisive Divider" tells us that this is so.)
The Republicans were right in 2000. We needed a "Unitor, not Divisive Dividor". Since the Republicans got elected with this meme in 2000, we Democrats have now adopted this as one of our candidate selection criteria. Only by finding a candidate who unites the country as George Bush does, can we ever lead the country was well as George Bush has. That’s why we MUST NOT NOMINATE HILLARY CLINTON. Unlike GEORGE BUSH, she is a Divisive Divider, not a Uniting Uniter, which is why we and the mainstream media and the Republicans can stand as one and shout in unison: Hillary Rodham Clinton is "DIVISIVE"! She’s a woman, after all.
Isn’t it obvious?! A white male Democratic candidate can easily get 75% of the vote in the general election if we just select the right white male. But a white woman will never be able to get more than 51% of the vote. This proves that women are inherently divisive while men are not.
The Democratic losses in 4 of the last six elections were directly attributable to Hillary Rodham Clinton, herself. American voters rejected Carter, Mondale, Dukakis and Kerry because they did not want a divisive woman in the Oval Office. In 2008, we must nominate a Unitor, not a divisive dividor. We can beat the Republicans with their own meme.